Chuck Norris

>> Tuesday, July 28


My kids have been obsessed with Chuck Norris jokes. And apparently, Google has joined in on the fun.
Try this out:
on the Google search bar, type in "find Chuck Norris." Click on "I'm feeling lucky."
You will be surprised at what you find!

And here are the most popular Chuck Norris facts:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Read more...here.

1 Comments:

lunedreams July 30, 2009 at 6:09 PM  

hysterical! I love the sneezing one and the MySpace one. ha!

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