Jokes from My 13 Year Old

>> Thursday, May 6

Six Presidents On A Sinking Boat
Ford says: What do we do?
Bush says: Man the lifeboats!
Reagan says: What life boats?
Carter says: Women first!
Nixon says: Screw the women!
Clinton says: You think we have time?

What is the difference between fairy tales in the North and in the South?
In the North, fairy tales start with ... Once upon a time....
In the South, they start with... Ya'll ain't never gonna believe this...





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1 Comments:

OneCraftyFox May 9, 2010 at 10:12 PM  

Your thirteen year old is very funny!

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